One day we will look back and realize that the Barack Obama Presidency was the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

My mother knew how to read music and everything. But I just kinda learned off of records. And so, I was listening to records and I'd play 'em over and over.

My uncle played rugby, and my dad played football, and they used to argue which game was the roughest - and everybody agreed rugby was. It's a great team sport, and to be successful, every person has to play in the same level.

Keep your eyes on the horizon and your nose to the wind.

I would just like to say something, ladies and gentlemen. Something that I think is very important. It is that, you, we - we own this country. We - we own it. It is not you owning it, and not politicians owning it. Politicians are employees of ours.

I've never been on a movie where they play five-dollar Friday. I must not be very observant.