These people who are making a big deal out of gay marriage? I don't give a fuck about who wants to get married to anybody else! Why not?! We're making a big deal out of things we shouldn't be making a deal out of. hey go on and on with all this bullshit about "sanctity"—don't give me that sanctity crap! Just give everybody the chance to have the life they want.

The guys who won World War II and that whole generation have disappeared, and now we have a bunch of teenage twits.

That's one of the actor's secrets: With everything you do, learn something new about yourself.

There's nothing like a nice piece of hickory.

I guess any movie actor can become a role model for audiences out there who enjoy him.

As you get older, you change certain things.

President Obama is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people.