Society is at odds with itself.

I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

Romney and Ryan would do a much better job running the country, and that's what everybody needs to know.

Most people are afraid of change, but if you look at it as something you can always count on, then it can be a comfort.

I'd say, go ahead, shoot your shot. More power to ya if you can come up with a different angle on the character.

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have messed with? That's me.