I like to direct the same way that I like to be directed.

There's nothing like a nice piece of hickory.

Everybody's got a right to be a sucker ... once.

Keep your eyes on the horizon and your nose to the wind.

You take the work seriously, you don't take yourself seriously. You keep that straight and you'll do well the rest of your life.

There's a rebel lying deep in my soul.

I guess it's like trying to put through the flat tax, which is probably my favorite one of all.... if we did pass it, all of a sudden, what do you have? You have the whole tax system run by a little old lady on a home computer, doing the work of all these thousands of bureaucrats and accountants. Passing that would be amazing, wouldn't it?