If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous. If I have a gun, what in the hell do I have to be paranoid about?
Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it!
The two most important rules in a gunfight are: always cheat and always win.
When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
Every time I teach a class, I discover I don't know something.
Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way.