I have done well out of TV, but not well enough to buy football clubs. I'm not sure it's ever a way to make money.

I try to make myself walk around a bit, but I probably think about it more than I actually do it. Years ago, I did think about joining a gym.

You can be a famous poisoner or a successful poisoner, but not both, and the same seems to apply to Great Train Robbers.

If you are a rich person straining every sinew to keep every last pound in your pocket, there comes a point when you realize you are not just escaping the clutches of the Chancellor of the Exchequer. You are passing a greater burden on to people poorer than yourself, and depriving even poorer people of your support.

I'm a trained lawyer, after all, so I don't have to admit to anything.

This is me, Clive Anderson, saying good night. Good night.

If you look at it ecologically, deforestation is high on the list of things which bring devastation. You cut down trees to build homes, for fuel, and you end up with no trees left, and you have to move on. If you take the earth as a whole, eventually there's nowhere to move on to.