Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.

People should be stopped from writing poetry. There's far too much of it. And if they're any good, they'll go ahead anyways.

Humphrey Searle writes music that sounds like the theme from 'Star Wars' played backwards through a washing machine.

The inevitable effect of a biographer's hindsight is to belittle the subject's foresight.

Stop worrying, nobody gets out of this world alive.

A loose horse is any horse sensible enough to get rid of its rider at an early stage and carry on unencumbered.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB