Stop worrying, nobody gets out of this world alive.

My wife spoke perfect Italian and she was very beautiful and very suave Italian men were crowding around her, talking all the time and if I was to even understand what was going on, I had to learn the language fast.

Ban poetry. And make sure that anyone caught reading it is expelled from school. Then it will acquire the glamour.

Delivering the State of the Union? That bloke couldn't deliver pizza.

Sick of being a prisoner of my childhood, I want to put it behind me.

I've only got a fraction of the energy I once had, but I think I probably use it better.

Humphrey Searle writes music that sounds like the theme from 'Star Wars' played backwards through a washing machine.