I'm not allowed to wear my street clothes on TV because Vince McMahon says I don't look like CM Punk when I'm not in my gear.

I drink this [whiskey glass] and I'm just another JBL? you don't get it, I'm not like you. I'm not JBL, I'm CM Punk! Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

Haters are my favorite. I´ve built an empire with the bricks they´ve thrown at me. Keep on hating.

OMG, Kevin Nash, WTF, thought he was dead, LOL.

See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate.

I would never be happy with just coming to TV tapings, not working house shows, and just getting by, staying in the shadows. I'm proud of the fact that I can turn chickenshit to chicken salad.

Can I read it? They really liked it when I did it.