I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal.

If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business.

You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.

When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God.

I drink this [whiskey glass] and I'm just another JBL? you don't get it, I'm not like you. I'm not JBL, I'm CM Punk! Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

If hell is to roam, then i've got hell to pave.

One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?!