If a woman is poorly dressed, you notice her dress. If a woman is impeccably dressed, you notice the woman.

One should refrain from contempt for the baser specimens of humanity, for whom liberation amounts to shaving the heads of women who have slept with Germans.

The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud.

I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one the things that women have is men.

Why am I so determined to put the shoulder where it belongs? Women have very round shoulders that push forward slightly; this touches me and I say: 'One must not hide that!' Then someone tells you: 'The shoulder is on the back'. I have never seen women with shoulders on their backs.

One can get used to ugliness, but never to negligence.

What every Englishman thinks about patriotism, the last refuge of a scoundrel.