Eat less than you think you want, eat with your intelligence, not your stomach. Never get up from the table with an inward, silent apology for being a pig.

My friends, there are no friends.

One should refrain from contempt for the baser specimens of humanity, for whom liberation amounts to shaving the heads of women who have slept with Germans.

There are no ugly women, only lazy.

Early happiness handicaps people. I do not regret having been profoundly unhappy.

Creativity is the art of concealing your sources.

The right ingredients can create a legend.