All the inspiration I ever needed was a phone call from a producer.

Be like the bluebird who never is blue, For he knows from his upbringing what singing can do

Don't hit the person across from you with bits of toast, And don't, when dinner is nearly through, say 'Who's the host' It isn't done.

Most gentlemen don't like love, they just like to kick it around.

a college education I would never propose - a bachelor's degree won't even keep you in clothes

Let's Do It; Let's Fall in Love.

Good authors, too, who once knew better words now only use four-letter words writing prose... anything goes.