You could make a film about being intoxicated only when you're riding motorcycles, but really when you're in an enclosed space safely, you can.

When I was younger it was, you know, my dad dressed up in drag on 'Bosom Buddies.' And that was what I was having to deal with at the time. And then around the time that I was into college was when he became statue-worthy I guess you could say.

There are people that have only seen me in dramatic stuff and they go, "Oh, I didn't know you could do comedy," and then there are comedy people that go, "Oh, I didn't know you could do drama." I want to try to do both.

I collect watches because I'm always late, and I need to know exactly how late I'm going to be - in order to come up with a good excuse.

If I could spend more months out of the year employed than unemployed, that would be nice.

I never had any idea that I would have a career quite honestly. You never really have any idea what is going to happen. You have an idea of what you would like to happen.

I'm a big comedy nerd, so I'm always looking for the chance to be funny.