If you love people, they kill you. If you need people, they kill you. They do I tell you!

I escaped the torture of my childhood home by reading. To this day it is still one of my greatest pleasures.

There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.

I think explicit love scenes are a turn off unless it's the kind you read with one hand.

I have an editor in my head, that's why I can't read Harry Potter, because Rowling is such a lousy writer.

Perfection, in anything, is unbearably dull. Myself, I prefer a touch of imperfection.

When we press the thorn to our chest we know, we understand, and still we do it.