There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.

My books and other works are my legacy, and it's a great comfort to know that mine is a legacy of pleasure for other people.

... the most insoluble problems are those which by their very nature can have no space within them for dreams.

How frightening, that one person could mean so much, so many things.

I have an editor in my head, that's why I can't read Harry Potter, because Rowling is such a lousy writer.

I want to know what they look like, their height, and colouring, physique and speech pattens.

My husband says it is very good that I have very tiny feet, because they're easier to get in my mouth.