There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.

I want to know what they look like, their height, and colouring, physique and speech pattens.

My books and other works are my legacy, and it's a great comfort to know that mine is a legacy of pleasure for other people.

If you love people, they kill you. If you need people, they kill you. They do I tell you!

I have an editor in my head, that's why I can't read Harry Potter, because Rowling is such a lousy writer.

My fictitious characters will take the bit between their teeth and gallop off and do something that I hadn't counted on. However, I always insist on dragging them back to the straight and narrow

How frightening, that one person could mean so much, so many things.