That's the purpose of old age... To give us a breathing space before we die, in which to see why we did what we did.

The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more.

Oh, that feels good! I don't know who invented ties and then insisted a man was only properly dressed when he wore one, but if I ever meet him, I'll strangle him with his own invention

There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.

Best of all she liked his eyes, such a translucent golden brown, and so laughing.

My husband says it is very good that I have very tiny feet, because they're easier to get in my mouth.

If you love people, they kill you. If you need people, they kill you. They do I tell you!