In the Year 2000 the discovery of extraterrestrial life will create a revolution in science, art, and pornography.
Conan O'BrienApparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.
Conan O'BrienIran may have attacked ISIS. Do you know how long it's been since I have been able to wear my "Go Iran" T-shirt?
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