I'm shocked to find out we still sell something people want.

Hillary Clinton is now driving from New York to Iowa. It's been called the least-exciting spring break trip in history.

It has become cliché to say I laughed until I cried, but when I'm done reading one of [Kupperman's] underground comics my shirt is literally soaking wet. This guy may have one of the best comedy brains on the planet right now.

Don't be cynical; it leads nowhere. If you work hard, and are kind, amazing things will happen to you.

Just days after Mitt Romney suggested he might run for president, there's been a backlash. The backlash is led by Jeb Bush, Mike Huckabee, and just to hedge his bets on every issue, Mitt Romney.

John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said he often does the same thing with his career.

I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it too.