There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.
Conan O'BrienYesterday the DEA raided several NFL teams suspected of giving prescription painkillers to their players. In its defense, the New York Jets' doctor said, 'We don't give painkillers to our players. We give them to our fans.'
Conan O'BrienCongress is debating a kill switch that would allow President Obama to freeze all activity on the internet if there was a national emergency. The kill switch goes by the top-secret code name 'Microsoft Windows.'
Conan O'BrienSome scientists want to replace the handshake with the fist bump. Others want to replace the fist bump with the 'tush push.'
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