Don't be cynical; it leads nowhere. If you work hard, and are kind, amazing things will happen to you.

Marijuana plants were found near bin Laden's compound, which explains why bin Laden's last words were, 'Dude... '

It was reported today that former Governor Howard Dean raised $14 million dollars in campaign funds mostly over the Internet. Of course, Dean's success could be contributed to his Web site: www.wetboobies.

Over-thinking in your brain is anathema to the process of thinking on your feet.

NBC has suspended Brian Williams for six months without pay. Williams said he's not worried because soon his veterans benefits will kick in.

Scientists say they're getting closer to developing a pill to replace exercising. Americans heard this and said that it better come in cool ranch flavor.

Election officials say that in 2016, it may be possible to vote for the president on your smartphone. Can you imagine that? With one swipe you can choose a president and at the same time tell him or her where you want to hook up.