President Obama, by the way, has set a Guinness World Record as the fastest person to get a million Twitter followers. Obama now has as many followers as the Republicans have presidential candidates.

A congressman sent a tweet that compared president Obama to Adolf Hitler. He has now apologized. It's not helping that he apologized to Hitler.

The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.

Marijuana plants were found near bin Laden's compound, which explains why bin Laden's last words were, 'Dude... '

Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

Promoting his new book, President Bush visited the headquarters of Facebook. Unfortunately, he spent the whole visit on Farmville, clearing brush.

President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards.