I am a Colorado native, and, no, I did not vote for the anti-gay amendment or the same-sex marriage ban, and I am not a member of a militia.

It is my belief that everything you need to know about the world can be learned in a church choir.

There are some things worth giving up anything for, even your freedom, and getting rid of your period is definitely one of them.

When you're a writer, the question people always ask you is, "Where do you get your ideas?" Writers hate this question. It's like asking Humphrey Bogart in The African Queen, "Where do you get your leeches?" You don't get ideas. Ideas get you.

Management cares about only one thing. Paperwork. They will forgive almost anything else - cost overruns, gross incompetence, criminal indictments - as long as the paperwork's filled out properly. And in on time.

I watched the entire O.J. Simpson trial, and he was guilty.

I learned everything I know about plot from Dame Agatha (Christie).