I believe I am God's favorite comedian. I think he is a really big comedy writer. He writes scripts. And I just follow along.

Fatherhood is the most amazing thing that could ever have happened in my life.

It did not feel like something that was going to take over my life and destroy it. It felt like a subtle flower instead of a manipulative demon. That's the mystery of heroin.

People always want to pin yesterday's news on you, as opposed to asking you what you're going to do for the future, what you're doing today.

As a kid, I liked the 'Halloween' movies and 'Nightmare On Elm Street' and all that kind of stuff. But as an adult, I really don't watch much horror, to be honest.

I am an avid supporter of PETA and all animals as well as animal rights programs.

When God put everybody here, I don't think that he had a master plan of a pecking order. That's not what you see in the Bible. I disagree with that notion, so in my estimation, we've all been put on this planet to share it. It is our duty and our obligation and our responsibility to make sure that we've done so in the proper fashion.