I believe I am God's favorite comedian. I think he is a really big comedy writer. He writes scripts. And I just follow along.

I knew how to read a contract by 10 years old, but I didn't know what it meant for somebody to come in and tell me they loved me and kiss me goodnight. That's a problem.

I look for the safety of my child. I don't really care about me.

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.

I have led a pretty colorful life.

I never used needles, but I was into heroin, cocaine – those are the things I’ll never touch again.

It was a great experience for a kid, because it was a bunch of kids playing on pirate ships and water slides, so looking back on it, it was the fondest experience of my childhood.