There are many ways of giving thanks. Eating turkeys doesn't have to be one of them.

You can't just live in phenomenon and not research it.

I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan.

Becoming an actor wasn’t a choice – it was something I was forced into. At 3, you can’t make those choices... I supported my family, and if I got fired or missed an audition, I’d be punished as if I’d messed up in school. I was starved, because they wanted to keep my weight at a certain place; my hair was bleached – that was my life. I wasn’t allowed to play with kids on my block or ride a bike or play ball, in case I got a scratch – I wasn’t even allowed to be bar mitzvahed because I couldn’t attend enough lessons.

I've been to the top and I've been to the bottom more times than most people ride in an elevator.

As an entertainer, a comedy guy, whatever, you're never gonna be truly 100-percent happy with anything.

Oh, I see people everywhere. Some are celebs, but most of my friends are just regular people. The thing is, even celebs are normal people too. Just people.