When I was a kid, I had THE biggest crush on Helen Reddy. I mean like for REAL crush - like 'spend some time in the bathroom thinking about her' crush. I blme Pete's Dragon. There she was - flushed, singing, clas in a tight wet plaid shirt. Judas Priest she was fabulous.

Anyone who feels that homosexuality is not only a sin but also a disease or a mental issue should take a look in the mirror and realize who the real crazy person is.

Just because you did not understand us, it did not mean we were wrong.

Everyone knows Spiderman is my favorite superhero of all time. My favorite supervillain? George W. Bush.

Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars.

You can have the best intentions in the world but if you do nothing, you are nothing.

Some of the smartest people I know are metal fans.