When Paris Hilton can top the bestsellers' lists, we are one more Connect Four move closer to Armageddon.

It was always a thrill for me, getting out of the cocoon and wandering. I'd let the wind wrap around me like fire and slip into the unknown with a moment's hesitation.

Everyone knows Spiderman is my favorite superhero of all time. My favorite supervillain? George W. Bush.

I want you to understand something: I am loving father who would do anything for his kids, whether they are mine or belonging to others in my family.

The mind is left bereft when it is nothing more than a tool of regurgitation.

If everything is happy go-lucky all the time, you don't know when you're experiencing joy and feeling life at its finest moments. You have to suffer a little.

I think you're always gonna have half the generation that's lazy. But I think it makes the other half work that much harder.