When Paris Hilton can top the bestsellers' lists, we are one more Connect Four move closer to Armageddon.

The best friends you will ever have are the ones who don't make you feel like you owe them a damn thing.

I am tired of the superficial smiles that adorn the many ghouls among us. I am tired of the righteous indignation that hides beneath those visages that feign our best interest and deign to think we cannot and will not stand for ourselves.

Twitter. Honestly, that's all I really have to say to explain insanity.

The fact that the public are mesmerised by Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and all these miserable people makes me laugh because those celebrities are more miserable than the people reading about them for escapism.

We are defined by our dignity to rise above debasement. We are certainly better people for doing so.

Slipknot is the darkness; Stone Sour is the light. Slipknot is chaos; Stone Sour is structure.