You have to get to the next level, or you're gonna get stuck where you are for the rest of your life.

I want karma to drive stakes into the dark hearts that keep me bitter.

She has BIG feet! Oh my god, have you seen Sandra Bullocks feet? They're like the size of rulers!

It's one giant Bowflex commercial covered in booze vomit.

I think of how and where all the horrible people I've come across in my life ended up, and I smile.

I don't feel guilty about the music I love. If you feel guilty about something you dig, then you should stop feeling guilty about it. One of my favorite albums to this day is the 10th anniversary ensemble cast of 'Les Miserables,' the ultimate cast recording, and it is still something I love listening to top to bottom.

There is one statement I want you to keep after you are finished with this book. It is more of a mantra, really. Nonetheless, let it crawl across your mind any time you feel you have been backed into a corner spiritually. It is very simple: Live your life, no matter what life is. Take that with you. Live your life. No matter what that life is.