It's one giant Bowflex commercial covered in booze vomit.

I may never let go of my wrath, my anger, but I will always have the last laugh.

When Paris Hilton can top the bestsellers' lists, we are one more Connect Four move closer to Armageddon.

Bad things happen when good people pretend nothing is wrong.

I bet you a handful of Chili's coupons that Jesus had a foot fetish.

You can have the best intentions in the world but if you do nothing, you are nothing.

PETA. I would make everyone eat raw meat. [why] because I could.