He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO.

I don't know anything about press conferences." "Oh, just Google it. I'm sure someone's written an article on holding a successful one. I mean, if the President can manage it, I'm sure you can. He looks like he can barely tie his shoes without help.

We roared. We were one big animal throat, roaring.

Never underestimate the determination of a kid who is time-rich and cash-poor.

What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning!

Skipping school isn't a crime. It's an infraction. They're totally different.

We're going to fight this battle with everything we have, and we will probably lose. But then we will fight it again, and we will lose a little less, for this battle will win us many supporters. And then we'll lose *again*. And *again*. And we will fight on. Because as hard as it is to win by fighting, it's impossible to win by doing nothing.