No one should do a job he can do in his sleep.

I don't know anything about press conferences." "Oh, just Google it. I'm sure someone's written an article on holding a successful one. I mean, if the President can manage it, I'm sure you can. He looks like he can barely tie his shoes without help.

The accolade of your peers is very exciting, always. There's lots of good stuff on the ballot.

Giant letters march across the dome of the sky: HOME NOT FOUND. Huw, who knows Comic Sans when she sees it, winces in mild disgust.

The other one I did was "I, Robot." I take apart Isaac Asimov's Robots world.

Once you get to naming your laptop, you know that you're really having a deep relationship with it.

Carlton Mellick III is one of bizarro fiction's most talented practitioners, a virtuoso of the surreal, science fictional tale.