We have a name for things that don't copy themselves: dead.
The other one I did was "I, Robot." I take apart Isaac Asimov's Robots world.
Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.
Once you get to naming your laptop, you know that you're really having a deep relationship with it.
It may be hard to monetize fame, but it is impossible to monetize obscurity.
The idea that bigger haystacks have more needles in them is dumb on its face