It's the stupid questions that have some of the most surprising and interesting answers. Most people never think to ask the stupid questions.

The idea that bigger haystacks have more needles in them is dumb on its face

Terrorism is about magnifying one mediagenic act of violence into one hundred billion acts of terrorized authoritarian idiocy.

I'd never been a tall guy, and the girls I'd dated had all been my height--teenaged girls grow faster than guys, which is a cruel trick of nature.

Conversation is king. Content is just something to talk about.

If surgeons don't get surgeon's block, then why are you allowed to get writer's block?

Write even when the world is chaotic.