Any outfit that can't figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can't benefit from my advice.

Disney is a delight, someone who ... sweeps those around him along on his dream.

I'd never been a tall guy, and the girls I'd dated had all been my height--teenaged girls grow faster than guys, which is a cruel trick of nature.

For decades, computers have been helping us to remember, but now it's time for them to help us to ignore.

Freedom is something you have to take for yourself.

If surgeons don't get surgeon's block, then why are you allowed to get writer's block?

This is why I loved technology: if you used it right, it could give you power and privacy.