Always a godmother, never a mother. That sucks. I've got to get me one of those little accessories.

Aging gracefully is one thing, but trying to slow it down is another.

A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways.

I'm kind of all over the place, and I need grounding.

I'm not going to deny it. I'm a neat person, there's no question. But I don't become obsessed with it.

I'm a gemini, and I get so bored so easily. I mean, I have moved six times in the last eight years.

I don't find the whole cougar word that offensive.