Always a godmother, never a mother. That sucks. I've got to get me one of those little accessories.

I feel weird if I can't move my face, and that one time I overdid it, I felt trapped in my own skin.

I don't think I'm too thin at all. I understand when people say, 'Well your face gets gaunt,' but to get your bottom half to be the right size, your face might have to be a little gaunt. You choose your battles.

I only have to do three things to look halfway decent. Curl my eyelashes, fill in my eyebrows and put some lipstick on.

I don't use a lint brush or anything, and I don't iron, but I could easily pick lint off of someone else.

Is marriage for ever? I think you get married with the intention that it will be, but who knows?

I don't find the whole cougar word that offensive.