I don't have time for superficial friends. I suppose if you're really lonely you can call a superficial friend, but otherwise, what's the point?

I'm not a huge fan of romantic comedies - my taste goes much more to the offbeat and dark. I'd love to sink my teeth into something like Fargo.

I'm kind of all over the place, and I need grounding.

A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways.

It's not like I let people do things for me, so I guess you can call me a control freak, or you can call me passionate.

There's no doubt that motherhood is the best thing in my life. It's all that really matters.

Well, actually, plucking my eyebrows is more of a hobby than a grooming tip.