I think I look very healthy. You've already seen what I've eaten, so I couldn't be anorexic, and I wouldn't throw up if you paid me $1,000, so I'm not bulimic. Okay, for $1,000 I would stick my finger down my throat, but throwing up is the worst thing in the world.

I get pregnant pretty easily, but I have a hard time keeping them.

Happy Memorial Day! Thank you to all our service men and women past and present. You are not forgotten!

A lot of times people say, 'As soon as you relax you'll have a kid.'

It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together.

As you get older, you find that everything looks better more natural!

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.