I think I look very healthy. You've already seen what I've eaten, so I couldn't be anorexic, and I wouldn't throw up if you paid me $1,000, so I'm not bulimic. Okay, for $1,000 I would stick my finger down my throat, but throwing up is the worst thing in the world.

So many people have so much trouble having kids.

Happy Memorial Day! Thank you to all our service men and women past and present. You are not forgotten!

I don't want to feel I'm responsible for anorexia across the country.

I only have to do three things to look halfway decent. Curl my eyelashes, fill in my eyebrows and put some lipstick on.

It's so easy to grow apart; marriage takes work.

You never have to guess where you stand with me.