I do wish I ruled the world, I think it'd be a better place.
I need the gays at the shows. If I don't have the gays, I just go nuts, because they always know every word and they're the best core audience you can have.
I'm covered with loser dust.
I'm a survivor, at least that's what everyone tells me.
I get nervous about press and about being rejected or disappointing myself.
I think Andy Kaufman is to comedy what the Velvet Underground was to music - it's like, 80 thousand records sold, but everybody who bought one started a band.