I would like to say in defense of the Christian religion that there are nice things about it. There really are. And Marilyn can tear up the Bible all he wants and I understand why, but... there's good things in the Bible. Good things. Like about, you know, not killing people, and... you know... not sleeping with people's husbands.

Four inch nails is more like it!

I used to do drugs, but don't tell anyone or it will ruin my image.

Cocaine is like really evil coffee.

There's even one for your titties. I haven't done the boobs mask one yet-you just stick it on your tits, apparently. I have to try it. But I did the foot one and the hand one yesterday, and it makes my skin crazy. It's like I just had sex for four days.

I don't mean to be a diva, but some days you wake up and you're Barbara Streisand.

I have no intention of dying young and being some stinking rock'n'roll person.