I wish people would just like me for what I am, the singer in an OK new wave band.
I think Andy Kaufman is to comedy what the Velvet Underground was to music - it's like, 80 thousand records sold, but everybody who bought one started a band.
Don't date the captain of the football team; be the captain of the football team.
I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming.
But let me tell you something. Gloria Steinem never helped me out; Larry Flynt did.
I have a deathly fear of mediocrity and that nips at my heels and gets me into a lot of trouble.