I looked over at her; if women knew how good they looked in the dash light of oversized pickup trucks, they'd never get out of them.
Craig JohnsonMaybe there really isn't any such thing as mortality; life simply wears us out with love.
Craig JohnsonIf there's a character type I despise, it's the all-capable, all-knowing, physically perfect protagonist. My idea of hell would be to be trapped in a four-hundred page, first-person, first-tense, running monologue with a character like that. I think writers who produce characters along those lines should graduate from high school and move on.
Craig JohnsonThe place was packed as we flooded in, all the patrons freezing at the sight of an armed sheriff, two deputies, an Indian, and a construction worker; we probably looked like the Village People.
Craig Johnson