If there's a character type I despise, it's the all-capable, all-knowing, physically perfect protagonist. My idea of hell would be to be trapped in a four-hundred page, first-person, first-tense, running monologue with a character like that. I think writers who produce characters along those lines should graduate from high school and move on.
Craig JohnsonThe place was packed as we flooded in, all the patrons freezing at the sight of an armed sheriff, two deputies, an Indian, and a construction worker; we probably looked like the Village People.
Craig JohnsonI approach poetry and spirituality like literary nitroglycerin -- a little can do a lot and you better damn well be careful with it.
Craig JohnsonMaybe there really isn't any such thing as mortality; life simply wears us out with love.
Craig JohnsonIt was the second time that day that I stood looking at a space where a large thing wasn't where it was supposed to be.
Craig Johnson