Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.

Love is without a doubt the laziest theory for the meaning of life, but when it actually comes a time to do it we find just enough energy to over-complicate life again. Any devil can love, whom he himself sees as, a good person who has treated him well, but to love also the polar opposite is what separates love from fickle emotions.

I claim neither liberalism nor conservatism - one tends to be airheaded while the other tends to be brickheaded.

We first become salesmen as children in the confession booths of our parents.

A sign of power in a man is not only when people follow what he suggests, but also when people make a conscious effort to do the exact opposite of what he suggests.

To ask, 'How do you do it?' is already starting off on the wrong foot. When reaching for the stars, there does not have to be a 'how' if there is a big enough 'why'.

I only seem negative to the fortunate. That's because I show the less fortunate that they aren't less fortunate after all.