But the tricks I use are ones that will hopefully benefit the team.

Why lie? I'm not going to be a hypocrite and say the opposite of what I think, like some others do.

Of course it's good when you win the Champions League, the league, the golden boot. But when you win something for your country it's completely different.

I'm proud to play for Real Madrid because I have fun; when you no longer have fun it's a sign that it's time to leave. For now though, I'm happy here at the greatest club in the world.

No one did what I did last season and for this, I deserve the Golden Boot and why not the best World Player award?

After we played Sporting last week, the lads in the dressing room talked about him constantly, and on the plane back from the game they urged me to sign him. That's how highly they rated him.

I don't understand referees. It appears like some players can't even be touched, but in my case, everyone can hit me as hard as they can.