The kid makes you sick. He looks the part, he walks the part, he is the part. He's six-foot something, fit as a flea, good-looking - he's got to have something wrong with him....Hopefully he's hung like a hamster! That would make us all feel better!

People are going to think I'm crazy.

Every season is a new challenge to me, and I always set out to improve in terms of games, goals, assists.

We should make the most of life, enjoy it because that's the way it is!

Ronaldo can do whatever he wants as a footballer. There are some things he does with the ball that make me touch my head and wonder how he did it.

When you've got a player who does what he does at that pace this late in the game than you know you've got an invaluable talent.

I'm happy of being in Real Madrid ... I've fulfilled my dream.