On my first date, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to eat a la carte, and I said that I would prefer to stay inside!
Cristin MiliotiI keep expectations so embarrassingly low that I broke my contract and went and got a hair-cut.
Cristin MiliotiI mangle phrases constantly. The other day I was chatting with my boyfriend and I said to him, 'He really sold him under the bus.' And he said, 'I think you meant 'threw him under the bus,' or 'sold him up the river.
Cristin Milioti