You need to put easy, nice, tranquil thoughts in your head before you go to bed. You know what I do? I read metaphysical books. The good stuff stays in your brain once you go under.

The common denominator all Latinos have is that we want some respect. That's what we're all fighting for.

I love beating the men. When I beat 'em in the ratings, when I beat 'em in the salary, I always say, 'One more for the girls.

I want to make sure I'm not a dilettante. Decorating has been a passion all my life. I love it.

I'm a royal pain in the behind.

My hope is to see Tom Cruise jumping on my couch.

If I have to be compared to somebody, it is to Martha Stewart.