Advice is like cooking-you should try it before you feed it to others.
Kindness is like snow-it beautifies everything it covers.
The trouble with good advice is that it usually interferes with our plans.
Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you.
Money talks. If it's the dollar, it's small talk.
A fellow with the smallest mind is the one who is usually most willing to give someone a piece of it.