Advice is like cooking-you should try it before you feed it to others.
It takes a certain kind of man to be in politics--a small one.
A woman likes a strong, silent man because she thinks he is listening.
Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you.
Faith is the profound knowing that comes before reality confirms it.
If you listen too much to advice, you may wind up making other people's mistakes.