On a two week road trip I know I can get by better with no underwear than no laptop.
I had a laptop when they weighed 10 pounds.
As much as I'd like to think I'm a really good designer, I'm average.
You could ask any position player and they'll tell you: pitchers aren't athletes.
In baseball, I was always in control of everything until I let the ball go.
I've been called a lot of things. But never, and I mean never, could anyone ever make the mistake of calling me a Yankee fan.