I try to work and enjoy life, and that's about all.

I was going to middle school in Berkley, and I did not fit in at all. Like a lot of kids, I found theater to be a good place for me.

In 1984 nobody knew what cable was going to be. It was there, but you didn't know where it was going.

Sometimes a person has to be dead a while before people can appreciate what they did when they were alive.

Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

I'm not an improv guy. I'm not a nerd, I play one on television.

You can do gross-out until the cows come home but if there isn't something to balance it, then it's not going to work at all.